Prey 2 Countdown Site Has Been Updated… BY GHOSTS!

Prey 2′s vaporware ghost now haunts the internet.

According to Joystiq, the countdown site, aliennoire.com, for Prey 2, which has only been rumored to be dead, has been updated.

BUT NOT BY THE GAME’S PUBLISHER, BETHESDA, OR IT’S DEVELOPER, HUMANHEAD!

As a Bethesda spokesperson spilled to Joystiq, “I don’t know what that is or who is doing it. It’s not something we’re doing.”

That leaves only three options:

1. This is a fan site.
2. The Bethesda spokesperson is a dirty liar.
3. The ghost of Prey 2 is haunting the internet.

Seeing as a fan site going on for this long would have presumably been taken down by Bethesda at this point, and that Bethesda have had a curse placed upon them that prevents them from ever lying, it only leaves our third option: ghosts.

Look at the above image. The lighter blue dots and lines look like a spooky ghost face, which may indicate that the ghost of Prey 2 is trying to get itself known. A cry for help maybe? But is there a more nefarious presence on this web page?

Well, take a gander at this:

Yep, those are Bethesda and humanhead’s logos, respectively, right at the end of a downwards pointing arrow. Can’t you see, sheeple? Bethesda and humanhead are going down for murdering Prey 2!

Now, for my final bit of evidence, I’ll present to you, my audience, the image from the start of the article, but enhanced.

OH SHI-

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